Premium Member Diesel Posted June 29, 2006 Premium Member Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 "He couldn't gaurd a bank with a machine gun." - Bilas on Morrison " They're 7 footers who play like they are 6'5." -d*ck v. on Aldridge/Bargnani " He keeps both teams in the game" - Bilas on S. Rodriguez's ability to commit turnovers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJlaysitup Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Quote: " He keeps both teams in the game" - Bilas on S. Rodriguez's ability to commit turnovers. Hilarious - musta missed that one...gotta remember that one since it applies to most sports. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProperMental Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 "14 percent body fat is fine if you're hibernating." – Jay Bilas on Marcus Williams. "Ager walks up to the stage in a triple-breasted, oversized beige suit, goes to shake hands with Stern and immediately gets whistled for a foul on Dwyane Wade" – Bill Simmons on the Mavs pick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Final_quest Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 "Utah taking a mortified Ronnie Brewer (who has a "Wait, isn't that the city with no black people?" look on his face)." "OF COURSE Isiah was meant to coach this team as his final job in the NBA before retiring to a life of greeting people at casinos and doing informercials." Here's a couple more from Simmons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Riv Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 "Breaking News: Sheldon just signed a $1 million endorsement deal with Nike to wear their new line of plus size headbands" - Riv in the squawk chatroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yubs Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 Quote: "Ager walks up to the stage in a triple-breasted, oversized beige suit, goes to shake hands with Stern and immediately gets whistled for a foul on Dwyane Wade" – Bill Simmons on the Mavs pick. *applause* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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