Best quotes from last night..

[Diesel]

"He couldn't gaurd a bank with a machine gun."

- Bilas on Morrison

" They're 7 footers who play like they are 6'5."

-d*ck v. on Aldridge/Bargnani

" He keeps both teams in the game"

- Bilas on S. Rodriguez's ability to commit turnovers.

[DJlaysitup]

Quote:

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" He keeps both teams in the game"

- Bilas on S. Rodriguez's ability to commit turnovers.

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Hilarious - musta missed that one...gotta remember that one since it applies to most sports.

[ProperMental]

"14 percent body fat is fine if you're hibernating."

– Jay Bilas on Marcus Williams.

"Ager walks up to the stage in a triple-breasted, oversized beige suit, goes to shake hands with Stern and immediately gets whistled for a foul on Dwyane Wade"

– Bill Simmons on the Mavs pick.

[Final_quest]

"Utah taking a mortified Ronnie Brewer (who has a "Wait, isn't that the city with no black people?" look on his face)."

"OF COURSE Isiah was meant to coach this team as his final job in the NBA before retiring to a life of greeting people at casinos and doing informercials."

Here's a couple more from Simmons.

[Guest Riv]

"Breaking News: Sheldon just signed a $1 million endorsement deal with Nike to wear their new line of plus size headbands" - Riv in the squawk chatroom.

[Yubs]

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"Ager walks up to the stage in a triple-breasted, oversized beige suit, goes to shake hands with Stern and immediately gets whistled for a foul on Dwyane Wade"

– Bill Simmons on the Mavs pick.

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*applause*