Game 8: Seattle Vs Atlanta Game Thread

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The Good Guys

The Bad Guys

ESPN.com Hawks/Sonics Preview

It took two weeks and eight losses before Kevin Durant and the Seattle SuperSonics got their first win. They'd like to make sure their second comes much quicker.

The Sonics are fresh off clowning the travelling charity league basketball team known as the Miami Heat. Seattle led by 20 at halftime and held off a second-half Miami rally to win its first game, 104-95 -- the first win in the heralded rookie's career.

Factoid of the day: Atlanta has lost four straight at home to Seattle, which it hasn't beaten at all since a 91-81 win on Nov. 9, 2003. Do you think these guys have our number?

Team Statistics

Atlanta

Seattle

Key Injuries

Sonics -- C Robert Swift (right knee tendinitis) and C Kurt Thomas (right hamstring pull) are questionable; G Ridnour (torn left quadriceps) is out. Hawks -- F Smith (strained left quadriceps) and G Law (sprained left ankle) are questionable; G Speedy Claxton (left knee) and C Lorenzen Wright (plantar fascia) are out.

The Atlanta Hawks would like to welcome everyone tonight to the game. Tonight's theme is "The Show" at Phillips Arena.

The Action Thriller

The Hollywood A-Lister

The Big Show

Broadway Show

Straight to DVD aka "The next Steven Segal" flick

Big Screen Debut

Off Broadway

The Latest Primetime Network TV Medical Drama

Favorite Foreign Film

Seattle brings it's own version of showmanship to Phillips tonight. Tonight will be the debut of "The Freak Show" in the ATL!

Trivia Question:

What do you get when this

Has "relations" with this?

The Answer is This!

Let's debate embryonic research shall we? Sure there are positives. Cures for disease, longer and better lives. But what happens when a mistake occurs? Let's say for instance

This

Is mistakenly crossed with the DNA of THIS

Good lord you'll wind up with THIS!

And yes folks, in case you were wondering that is Kevin Durant responding to the question "How many pounds can you bench press?"

Speaking of Kevin Durant the Atlanta Hawks would like those planning to attend the game to either wear a sweater or bring a light jacket. You see that Atlanta Hawks have devised a fool-proof plan to defeat the heralded rookie. The Atlanta Hawks are planning on turning up the air conditioning at Phillips arena tonight. By creating a slight draft in the building this will happen to Kevin Durant tonight

By the way have you ever wondered how Kevin Durant could be so weak? Knowing who his personal trainer is will give you a clue

The Atlanta Hawks were also looking forward to welcoming in Saer Sene tonight. Wow. Talk about a touching story. Sene went from this

Herding goats as a child

to this, standing around and being tall

Unfortunately though We won't be seeing our good friend Saer tonight.

It seems Mr. Sene has been sent to Idaho.

The Sonics released the following statement on the matter:

"Due to Sene's extensive agricultural background resulting from goat herding as a child we have decided he would better serve the community at our D League affiliate in Idaho."

Come to find out potatoes are in season. Since he can't play basketball they figured he could help pick potatoes.

Do you think the Sonics would like this one back?

Lastly I have informed Bernie Mullen that today is "No Negativity Day" on the Squawk. He has personally assured me the Hawks would win tonight. Don't you just love that guy?

GO HAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Lascar78]

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You got Marvin and Smith backwards.

[AHF]

VERY nicely done! I especially love the Robert Swift bit. Fantastic stuff!

Props to gsuteke!

[coachx]

Gotthe juices flowing I see.

Well done !

[Lascar78]

Agreed. The funniest part about Carrot Top is how jacked he's gotten because everyone makes fun of him.

That's just wrong.

[exodus]

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LOL

Your fried Walt won't like the Sene bit.

Good stuff there.

[exodus]

I just realized that some of these comments could be construed as negative (Shelden, Lue, Speedy). the Positive Police won't be pleased.

[TheDude]

you know, i would have no problems whatsoever with carrot top, except for one thing: the makeup.....dude, stop with the eyeliner bro...i'm ok with the redheaded muscle funny guy....but it's the makeup that makes you look like an alien.

[jerrywest]

Awesome.

I am starting to look forward to your game thread before every game.

[DavidSomerset]

I wonder how badly their injuries will affect them...I really don't want Smoove to tweak that muscle any more than it already is.

[aznsensation]

Taking over Seattle and the World!

[Frenzy]

OK Hawks I want a blow out

[mrhonline]

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you know, i would have no problems whatsoever with carrot top, except for one thing: the makeup.....dude, stop with the eyeliner bro...i'm ok with the redheaded muscle funny guy....but it's the makeup that makes you look like an alien.

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Thank you.

[gsuteke]

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LOL

Your fried Walt won't like the Sene bit.

Good stuff there.

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I actually prefer my Walt broiled.

[Dexmethylphenidate]

Obviously you've put some thought into this. Nice game thread.

[gsuteke]

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Awesome.

I am starting to look forward to your game thread before every game.

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[TroyMcClure]

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VERY nicely done! I especially love the Robert Swift bit. Fantastic stuff!

Props to gsuteke!

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Seconded. I almost shed a tear, that was so funny. Way to go teke!

[gsuteke]

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VERY nicely done! I especially love the Robert Swift bit. Fantastic stuff!

Props to gsuteke!

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Seconded. I almost shed a tear, that was so funny. Way to go teke!

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I may have an extra for Sunday. PM me if interested.

[gsuteke]

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Obviously you've put some thought into this. Nice game thread.

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Isn't Miami coming up? You could have a bunch of fun with them between the fat angle, the old angle, the DWade rode to the game in an ambulance angle, the Pat Riley can play better than his players angle.

Try one.

[aznsensation]

Love the thread gsuteke