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Game 14: Hawks Vs. Bucks Game Thread


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VS

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@

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The Good Guys

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The Bad Guys

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Milwaukee, which has allowed an average of 99.3 points, is beginning a stretch of two straight road games against two of the worst offensive teams in the NBA. After facing Atlanta (5-8), which averages 95.6 points a contest, the Bucks will play Friday versus the New York Knicks, who are slightly better at 95.8 points per game.

The Hawks also are coming off their lowest-scoring game of the season, a 90-78 loss to Chicago on Tuesday night in which they shot just 39.7 percent fro the floor. Atlanta was outrebounded 60-37 and held below 84 points for the fifth time this season.

"We weren't blocking out," Hawks rookie center Al Horford said. "That's the thing you can blame it on. You have to be able to hit bodies."

Team Stats

Milwaukee

Atlanta

DISCLAIMER

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PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK!

Senator Herb Kohl brings his version of NBA basketball to Phillips tonight with a bit of International flavor. For one night and one night alone it will seem almost as if the UN itself has been moved to Atlanta.

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Andrew Bogut representing Australia

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Dan Gadzuric representing the Netherlands

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Yi Jianlin representing China

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Charlie Villanueva representing Queens

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Hold on. Where the hell did that come from?

In the spirit of College Football season the Atlanta Hawks are unveiling their new marketing plan tonight.

The Georgia Dome has the Peach Bowl

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Pasadena has the Rose Bowl

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New Orleans has the Sugar Bowl

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And tonight the Atlanta Hawks reveal.........

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That's right ladies and gentlemen, the Hawks are unveiling to the world tonight for the fist time ever at Phillips arena

The Toilet Bowl!

After all if it looks like

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And it smells like

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Chances are it's

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Speaking of tirds I thought I'd share the usual conversation Woodson and BK share on the drive home after each draft.....

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BK: Hey Woody I just drafted another Forward.

Woody: But Billy we've spent 3 years worth of lottery picks on forwards.

BK: Yeah I know but we need a presence in the post.

Woody: Can't we get a PG BK? Please Billy, pretty please!

BK: Trust me. This kid was a star in college, A STAR I tell ya!

Woody: So you don't think we need a PG BK?

BK: Hell no! Shut your mouth B itch! I have amassed the greatest dirth of talent not yet old enough to drink at the forward spot in NBA History! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Woody: You know BK, just when I think I've seen it all. Just when I think you've made the dumbest damn decisions I've ever seen anybody make. Just when I think it couldn't get any worse....... you go...... you go...... YOU GO AND COMPLETELY REDEEM YOURSELF!

*Earth to Billy Knight* *Earth to Billy Knight* *Are you there Billy Knight?*

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That's what a team with no PG looks like Billy Knight. Some dude running around kicking his own head. How in the hell is a man supposed to put the little round ball in the round hole if he can't see Billy Knight? Hmmmm?

Hawks in 90s Pre-BK

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Billy Knight's Hawks last night

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The new motto for water conservation in Atlanta:

If it's yellow...... let it mellow

Well this is brown

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So flush it down!

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Who knows........ maybe this booger eater is our savior

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go hawks

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