Falcons select Ronnie “Sunshine” Bass. - QB

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This is pretty funny, it's the 2008 NFL Movie Character Mock Draft

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This years draft class features an impressive array of players for teams to choose from. But what if the field was enlarged to include some of our favorite fictional football playing characters? I think the draft would go a little something like this.

*NOTE* In order to be eligible for this draft a player must have maintained his or her amateur status, so you won’t find Paul Crewe, Willie Beamon or any other fictional pros on this list.

1. Miami Dolphins - Forrest Gump. KR. (Forrest Gump).

Bill Parcells would prefer to go with a defensive player here, but can’t resist a player who scores nearly every time he touches the ball. Concerns over Gumps intelligence were allayed when Gump scored a 9 on his Wunderlic test, 2 points higher than Vince Young.

2. St. Louis Rams - Charles Jefferson. DE. (Fast Times At Ridgemont High).

The Rams drafted DT Adam Carriker last year and continue to improve their line by drafting Jefferson. The Rams will also be hiring Jeff Spicoli to trash Jefferson’s new Escalade and blame it on the Seahawks.

3. Atlanta Falcons - Ronnie “Sunshine” Bass. QB. (Remember The Titans).

After a terrible season under immobile QBs, Joey Harrington and Byron Leftwich, the Falcons draft a more mobile quarterback. Arthur Blank hopes Bass’s long, dreamy, glowing locks make Falcons’ fans forget about their last franchise QB.

View the remainder of the mock draft here

[Blunt91]

I don't know how long of a career Sunshine would have because he likes to play dirty. The NFL wouldn't put up with his martial arts antics on the field.